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The missions with Tina are some of the best in the game, just because of her constant onslaught of swearing and brashnessвЂ¦ and badonkadonks. This is one 13 year old with a lot of attitude. Yes, another cop-out having a character and everything sheвЂ™s ever said under one listing вЂ“ but how else was I meant to choose 10? I could probably choose a list of 10 funny moments just from Tina alone.

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One day youвЂ™ll be saying, вЂњBandits? WhatвЂ™s a bandit? I canвЂ™t hear what youвЂ™re saying over the motor of this free blowjob machine Handsome Jack gave all of us.вЂќ Tiny Tina Opportunity is only the FIRST Hyperion city on Pandora. вЂњCitizens of Opportunity! You represent the beginning of a grand adventure. HeвЂ™s supposed to be the big bad evil villainвЂ¦ but you canвЂ™t help but be rooting for him! HereвЂ™s just one of many hilarious lines from Jack: Everything that Jack says or does is grin-worthy. Handsome JackДЄgain, I canвЂ™t pick just one Handsome Jack moment. Or a flower surrounded by shrapnel and stuff More than that bandit liked spooninвЂ™ that ro-bot. Then Daisy read the poem and shot out her own brains.

Scooter wrote a beautiful poem for Daisy declaring his very deep feelings for her.

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ThereвЂ™s a full and very extensive list of all the pop culture references here. Some of my favourites are the enemies known as вЂњDonkey MongвЂќ and вЂњRakkmanвЂќ, and in Tiny TinaвЂ™s DLC the New-U respawn points sometimes say вЂњConsider me your own personal Phoenix DownвЂќ as a little nod to Final Fantasy.

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Greedy, maybe, but Borderlands 2 is simply teeming with references to films, TV programmes, songs and games. ThereвЂ™s so many of these, and IвЂ™ve already singled a couple out, but so many of them make me smile I wanted to include ALL OF THEM. We canвЂ™t get enough of the little robotic wonder. Personal highlights include his inability to climb stairsВ ( вЂњStairs? Nooooo! Damnit Jack! How did you know stairs were my only weakness?!вЂќ), his birthday party quest, and such gleaming one-liners as вЂњI am the last Claptrap in existence, and I will teabag your corpse!вЂќ and вЂњJust follow the SOOTHING SOUND of my VOICEвЂќ. ItвЂ™s hard to pick out just one Claptrap moment, as heвЂ™s perpetually hilarious, so IвЂ™m just including everything Claptrap has ever said or done as one whole funny moment.

An isolated cliff near The Highlands has a camping area set up, and when you reach this area, itвЂ™ll trigger the double rainbow cut scene вЂ“ accompanied by a secret achievement/trophy called вЂњWhat does it mean?вЂќ Claptrap Surely everyone by now has seen the Double Rainbow videoВ that hit the big time on YouTube a few years ago? (Apparently its had over 40 million views вЂ“ so intense!) Borderlands 2 did what Borderlands does best and paid homage to a bit of popular culture by having a вЂњdouble rainbowвЂќ themed easter egg. Sadly, the name has to get changed back to Bullymong, but itвЂ™s funny for the short time youвЂ™re ask to hunt вЂњbonerfartsвЂќ. HeвЂ™ll have you hunting them, running through various name suggestions as you do, before eventually settling on Bonerfart.

Basically, heвЂ™s decided that he doesnвЂ™t want to call bullymongs вЂ“ the local beasties вЂ“ вЂњbullymongsвЂќ anymore. вЂњ SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING OвЂ™CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHOвЂ™S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! IвЂ™M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! вЂ¦I NOTICE YOU HAVENвЂ™T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe youвЂ™re weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!вЂќ BonerfartД®arly on in your Pandorian (is that the word?) adventuring, youвЂ™ll do a quest for Sir Hammerlock called вЂњThe Name GameвЂќ. вЂњI said in the face!вЂќ вЂњMy face! The thing shouting at you вЂ“ shoot it!вЂќ If you shoot him somewhere else other than his face? He doesnвЂ™t like it. Instead, heвЂ™s stood on a ledge, shouting at you to, you guessed it, shoot him in the face. Mister Face McShooty is a random psycho in the Thousand Cuts area, though unlike his counterparts, he doesnвЂ™t unleash an attack on you. Or sometimes just вЂњSex sex sex sex sex sexвЂќ is enough to get a giggle. You meet this NPC in an area called Ore Chasm (yes, really), and heвЂ™ll entertain you with such gems as вЂњprepare to be penetrated with bulletsвЂќ and вЂњstand erect and prepare for combatвЂќ. Who doesnвЂ™t love a bit of inappropriate sexual humour, and thatвЂ™s exactly what Innuendobot delivers.

So, without further ado, in the words of Scooter, вЂњcatch a riiiiiideвЂќ through 10 of the best bits from Borderlands 2.

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